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isilence:

other teenagers: i lost my virginity at a party

me: i lost a follower when i was sleeping

(via mexicantt)

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girlwithdeathmask:

Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

(via mexicantt)

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Posted
57 minutes ago

baracknobama:

im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye

(Source: baracknobama, via trust)

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59 minutes ago

juuzoumygod:

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

image

(via schloong)

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Posted
1 hour ago

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

(via lordoftheinternet)

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1 hour ago
monalisasvagina:

JungleJim4322@yahoo.com in proper beach attire

monalisasvagina:

JungleJim4322@yahoo.com in proper beach attire

(Source: shaaaant, via schloong)

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Posted
1 hour ago

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

image

(via schloong)

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1 hour ago

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

(via trust)

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1 hour ago
blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

(via lost-in-the-whirl-of-it-all)

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Posted
1 hour ago
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