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peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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(via trust)

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223307
Posted
55 minutes ago

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE IOS8 POST TO ME

Posted
3 hours ago
iPhone user:I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user:Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user:I just like this pho-
Android user:The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
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21971
Posted
3 hours ago

snorlaxatives:

legalize peruvian puff peppers

(Source: snorlaxatives, via trust)

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237821
Posted
3 hours ago

princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

(via thetowndrugdealer)

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35714
Posted
3 hours ago

petition to rename moon Fuck Orb

orlandobloomers:

please sign

(via luigiman)

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4160
Posted
3 hours ago
onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTSĀ YOU STILL SMELL LIKEĀ SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE AĀ MANĀ BECAUSE ALLĀ MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TOĀ MANĀ UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CANĀ MANĀ AND ALSO LIKE YOU CANĀ SPORTS

(via dingdongyouarewrong)

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6664
Posted
3 hours ago

officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

*wears an oversized leather jacket and messy hair* *leans up against some walls*

(via demonhunting)

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Posted
3 hours ago
jointhebandom:

alright you guys can stop posting about it now because this girl just fucking summed up everything in existence

jointhebandom:

alright you guys can stop posting about it now because this girl just fucking summed up everything in existence

(via dingdongyouarewrong)

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9949
Posted
3 hours ago

hiiifly:

Somebody @ both of them together and get this HBO boxing event popping

(Source: rlaph, via luigiman)

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22571
Posted
3 hours ago

legendofsherlock:

coolinternetgang:

y r white ppl obsessed with avocadosĀ 

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idk wat ur talking about.

(Source: officialcoolinternetgang, via okay)

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386683
Posted
3 hours ago
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